There is no food greater than the cheeseburger. There are several foods that I like, and some that I love. However, the cheeseburger is something special.
It comes with fries and it is easy to eat. It is a simple food, but it can have complex flavors. You don’t need to be rich to afford a cheeseburger. It is something everyone can enjoy in some way: it is so good that vegetarians pretend they’re eating them. Curry is a close second to the cheeseburger, but when it comes to comfort foods, for me, the cheeseburger (which I tend to call a hamburger, even if it’s a cheeseburger) is the one food that tastes like peace and happiness.
Eating a cheeseburger made me cry once, because it brought me so much comfort and joy.
*Sarah Thompson wins a No-Prize for spotting the typo I had in the title.