Autumn Haikus

Bedtime for Trees

Winter is coming

Drop all of your colored leaves

It is time to sleep

 

The Best Light for Photography

The sun sets early;

Its warm and golden rays shine

An autumn treasure

 

There’s a Bunch of Them at Whole Foods

Immature giggles

“Look at that gross, wang-like gourd!

It is all bumpy.”

 

Folk Medicine

An apple a day

May keep a doctor away;

What will a peck do?

 

The Risk

Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch

I hope there is no dog poop,

In this pile of leaves.